Hey, does this guy look familiar to anyone?
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No? That road rash must be throwing you off. How about now?
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Still not ringing a bell? Head on over to this post and refresh your memory about the fellow who was banging a prostitute in the shed at Home Depot on Northwoods Boulevard. That's right, it's Shaun Bowden. He failed to appear in court for the "shedding" charges.
That first photo is from his latest arrest Saturday morning on charges of Possession of Cocaine ($20,000 bond), Distribution of Crack Cocaine ($20,000 bond), PWID Marijuana ($5,000 bond) and a municipal charge of Resisting Arrest ($470.00 bond). He was also served with two bench warrants for failure to appear.
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Now, we have watched enough episodes of COPS to be able to take the clues provided by the charges and the booking photo and figure out what happened. After being stopped by police, Bowden apparently thought it would be a super-duper great idea to run away. That asphalt-burger on his face isn't consistent with being bulldogged by an officer. We suspect Bowden was allowed to ride the lightning while he was in mid-flight. Once those Taser probes embedded themselves and completed the circuit, those 50,000 volts locked him up and a hilarious face-plant ensued. Who wants to bet we are not far off the mark on that? We can only hope there is video and it will be made public in due course.
No? That road rash must be throwing you off. How about now?
Still not ringing a bell? Head on over to this post and refresh your memory about the fellow who was banging a prostitute in the shed at Home Depot on Northwoods Boulevard. That's right, it's Shaun Bowden. He failed to appear in court for the "shedding" charges.
That first photo is from his latest arrest Saturday morning on charges of Possession of Cocaine ($20,000 bond), Distribution of Crack Cocaine ($20,000 bond), PWID Marijuana ($5,000 bond) and a municipal charge of Resisting Arrest ($470.00 bond). He was also served with two bench warrants for failure to appear.
Now, we have watched enough episodes of COPS to be able to take the clues provided by the charges and the booking photo and figure out what happened. After being stopped by police, Bowden apparently thought it would be a super-duper great idea to run away. That asphalt-burger on his face isn't consistent with being bulldogged by an officer. We suspect Bowden was allowed to ride the lightning while he was in mid-flight. Once those Taser probes embedded themselves and completed the circuit, those 50,000 volts locked him up and a hilarious face-plant ensued. Who wants to bet we are not far off the mark on that? We can only hope there is video and it will be made public in due course.